The worst part is working in retail while surfin the wave. I’m not very customer friendly when I’m on it lol

Most customers are assholes anyway, where do they come from. ‘Errr no I don’t think I could give you 15% off because you don’t like the colour’

I saw an old chinese man wearing the jeans I want on the way to work today, I should have chased him.

Best part is getting out of work because of period cramps! Lol

Whats the worst part? riding the crimson wave?

Some people spend their whole life trying to crush your dreams, tell them to fuck off. 

Need to be a dj because all these bitches play the wrong stuff

I think you’re cute :*

Thats cuz your drunk 90% of the time

Some times I wish I was a girl, yeh its a little bit more work but you can do a million more things than men.

Do you want me to kidnap you

I dont think you’ll be strong enough to hold me down ;D

Why do all the ugly girls get kidnapped? why can’t something exciting happen to me.. ungrateful bitches

I think 1997 was the happiest I’ve ever been, it was all down hill from then on.